100 ways of getting depressed


1.       Not eating well.
2.       Eating a lot.
3.       Having a girlfriend or a wife.
4.       Not having a girlfriend or a wife.
5.       Having children.
6.       Not having children.
7.       Having a job.
8.       Not having a job.
9.       Loving someone.
10.   Not being loved.
11.   Being hated.
12.   Being non-religious.
13.   Being religious.
14.   Travelling.
15.   Not travelling.
16.   Being among depressed.
17.   Being among happy.
18.   Watch seasons or movies with either good trailer or good first few impressions and the rest is boring.
19.   Listening to love songs while being single.
20.   Listening to sad sons after a breakup.
21.   Losing someone or something.
22.   Being ugly.
23.   Being dark skinned.
24.   Being pale skinned.
25.   Being short.
26.   Being tall.
27.   Being smart.
28.   Being dumb but smart enough to realize that you are dumb.
29.   Being beautiful.
30.   Being healthy and athletic.
31.   Being unhealthy and sluggish.
32.   Being fast.
33.   Being slow.
34.   Having parents.
35.   Not having parents.
36.   Having siblings.
37.   Having no siblings.
38.   Being rich.
39.   Being poor.
40.   Being sick.
41.   Being captive.
42.   Being free.
43.   Doing a lot of work.
44.   Not doing anything at all.
45.   Having a lot of responsibilities.
46.   Having no responsibility.
47.   Having knowledge.
48.   Not having knowledge.
49.   Being angry.
50.   Being jealous.
51.   Exams.
52.   Interviews.
53.   Waiting.
54.   Hot weather.
55.   Reading especially stuff on personal development and remedies of depression.
56.   Physical pain.
57.   Being confronted.
58.   Bad result.
59.   Good result.
60.   Holidays.
61.   Going to gym.
62.   Not going to gym.
63.   Living in a third world country.
64.   Having a weak passport.
65.   Having a country with weak economy.
66.   Becoming a  doctor or an engineer.
67.   Being a celebrity.
68.   Getting help.
69.   Being helpless.
70.   This number cannot be depressing.
71.   Having a great company.
72.   Having a bad company.
73.   Having a crush.
74.   Having no real talent.
75.   Watching talent shows.
76.   Playing sports.
77.   Trying to sing.
78.   Trying to dance.
79.   Having silky and straight hair.
80.   Having rough and curly hair.
81.   Drinking water.
82.   Chewing gum.
83.   Smoking.
84.   Vaping.
85.   Having a successful business and still taking a business course.
86.   Having same routine.
87.   Surprises.
88.   Preferring KFC over Mac Donald’s.
89.   Eating a bad pizza.
90.   The next two days after eating very spicy food like the Korean noodles.
91.   Sleeping a lot.
92.   Being awake.
93.   Dirtiness.
94.   People not doing what they are supposed to do.
95.   You forgetting things you are supposed to do.
96.   Having short memory.
97.   Having a great memory.
98.   Being good at math and calculations.
99.   Procrastinating.
100.                       Just being simply depressed.
The thing is being depressed is not a choice. No matter who you are and what you have you can be depressed at any time. It is an illness and requires proper treatment. So be aware and take care.

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